"What is that a picture of?"
"A baby dinosaur wreaking havoc on a small society."
(A dinosaur destroying a town.)
"I need to use the facilities."
(I have to pee.)
"Steph, I hope you don't mind if I mobilize."
(I'm going to someone else's room, Steph.)
Sunday, November 23, 2008
The Ultimate Hand
(referring to Andrew's cards in Apples to Apples)
Andrew: Oh man, I have so many sexy men.
Mark: What?! Do you have Bruce Willis?!
Andrew: Oh man, I have so many sexy men.
Mark: What?! Do you have Bruce Willis?!
Monday, November 17, 2008
It's a four letter word...
Karen: I want to test to see how dirty your mind is Mark.
It’s a four letter word…
Mark: SEX!
Karen: FOUR LETTERS MARK!
Mark: PENIS!
Christine: FOUR LETTERS!
Karen: I’m not done giving clues!
Mark: Oh! Oh! DICK! DICK!
It’s a four letter word…
Mark: SEX!
Karen: FOUR LETTERS MARK!
Mark: PENIS!
Christine: FOUR LETTERS!
Karen: I’m not done giving clues!
Mark: Oh! Oh! DICK! DICK!
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