"What is that a picture of?"
"A baby dinosaur wreaking havoc on a small society."
(A dinosaur destroying a town.)
"I need to use the facilities."
(I have to pee.)
"Steph, I hope you don't mind if I mobilize."
(I'm going to someone else's room, Steph.)
Sunday, November 23, 2008
The Ultimate Hand
(referring to Andrew's cards in Apples to Apples)
Andrew: Oh man, I have so many sexy men.
Mark: What?! Do you have Bruce Willis?!
Andrew: Oh man, I have so many sexy men.
Mark: What?! Do you have Bruce Willis?!
Monday, November 17, 2008
It's a four letter word...
Karen: I want to test to see how dirty your mind is Mark.
It’s a four letter word…
Mark: SEX!
Karen: FOUR LETTERS MARK!
Mark: PENIS!
Christine: FOUR LETTERS!
Karen: I’m not done giving clues!
Mark: Oh! Oh! DICK! DICK!
It’s a four letter word…
Mark: SEX!
Karen: FOUR LETTERS MARK!
Mark: PENIS!
Christine: FOUR LETTERS!
Karen: I’m not done giving clues!
Mark: Oh! Oh! DICK! DICK!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
The Impossible Dream
Thursday, September 25, 2008
A Love Story: Albert and Mark
Albert and Mark love each other with the intensity of a thousand suns!
But for some reason that afternoon, Mark wasn't loving Albert.
Mark was sad; he was hungry.
Albert fed Mark cake! Mark was happy!
Mark loved Albert again!
But then he cheated on Albert with Aaron!
OH NO! WHY DID MARK DO THIS?
TO BE CONTINUED.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
For now...
... this will do.
Christine: Are you jealous?
Mark: YES! I WANT TO BE TOUCHED, TOO!
And 2 minutes later, he realizes he wore his right sock upside-down.
[edit]
"AH YOU'RE REACHING FOR MY PUBES!"
Christine: Are you jealous?
Mark: YES! I WANT TO BE TOUCHED, TOO!
And 2 minutes later, he realizes he wore his right sock upside-down.
[edit]
"AH YOU'RE REACHING FOR MY PUBES!"
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