Return of the Blogs??

Sooo it's July 24th and I'm bored and I thought, hey! we haven't updated mailbox mark in awhile (like 8 months :O) so here are some quotes to enjoy.

Karen: Oh, so were you a bad boy Mark?
Mark: Yeah when I was in kindergarten, I stole lots of things.
5/13/09

“It smells like coconut! WHO FARTED?!"

“She went to see Beyonce? Oh she went with my dad. WAIT MY UNCLE!!”

How Mark Says Ordinary Things In Extraordinary Ways

"What is that a picture of?"
"A baby dinosaur wreaking havoc on a small society."
(A dinosaur destroying a town.)

"I need to use the facilities."
(I have to pee.)

"Steph, I hope you don't mind if I mobilize."
(I'm going to someone else's room, Steph.)

The Ultimate Hand

(referring to Andrew's cards in Apples to Apples)

Andrew: Oh man, I have so many sexy men.
Mark: What?! Do you have Bruce Willis?!

It's a four letter word...

Karen: I want to test to see how dirty your mind is Mark.
It’s a four letter word…
Mark: SEX!
Karen: FOUR LETTERS MARK!
Mark: PENIS!
Christine: FOUR LETTERS!
Karen: I’m not done giving clues!
Mark: Oh! Oh! DICK! DICK!

Mark's characterization of evolution.
'nuff said

Text Messaging

Christine: Mark! Send me a text message!
Mark's text message: BOOBS!

Ouch!

"You're such a vagina!"

- Mark, to Christine